Monday 1 July 2013

Corrie Canada Weekly Awards for June 24 - 28

Obsession award: Dev is following the right track but it's taking over his life, too.

Pants on Fire award: Paul pretended he wasn't at the fire but the child he saved came to thank him.

Gene pool award: Tina reckons just because the baby shares a few genes with his parents doesn't make him theirs. Yes. it does. There's no Tina genes in Jake at all.

Lullaby award: Maybe Eileen should try counting sheep?

Taking the PI$$ award:  (see what I did there? ;) Oh, the toilet jokes at Tracy's expense!

Modern Art award: Anna is the Jackson Pollock of the griddle.

Science vs Philosophy: Roy was brilliant, explaining the components of the Earth vs. the imaginary Heaven!

Big Mistake award: Dev noticed Karl's gloves. Karl said he had exema. That's lame and very easy to prove wrong.

Throwback to the 80s: Gloria imagines Deirdre with a perm. We were hoping to forget that look! An Image I'd rather forget: Sylvia singing Bony M's Rivers of Babylon in the bath.

Cooking lesson award: Soup boils...soup spoils. Is that true?

Deer caught in the headlights award: Ryan is getting backed into a corner very fast. I have no sympathy.

Lines of the week:
Izzy "This can't be happening"
Audrey again, to Maria "You're like a hamster running around a wheel driving us all mad with the same squeak, squeak, squeak" Maria "Is that the hamster or the wheel?" (Maria. Clues. None.)
Peter "I guess they didn't want to spend a penny" Deirdre "Are you all right Tracy? You look a bit flushed"
Marcus "I would no sooner look at another bloke than you would"
David "What's this? Musical statues?"
Sylvia "Who was it then? the Ketchup fairy?"
Stella "I want dull... predictable..." (look in the mirror, love)
Gail "It was just 20 things to do with olives!" (Ha! Olives rearing their heads again!)
Roy "Nobody has died here and I find this app business ludicrous"
Gary "You've changed our baby's name?" Deirdre "Named after her bonkers father, from the sounds of it"
Sylvia "Mind games they call it. It's not his cafe they've broken into, it's his head"


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